GUESTHOUSE

You nearly missed this 

Opportunity to keep him 

And remain with the one 

Who gave you your first sex

Couldn't you have been

A goat or a fig tree?

Or just another oxen

But you are lucky men

So why not repent now

Book a new guesthouse

Keep it clean from the louse 

With sweet perfumes of wow

And don't waste the night

Be awake as a knight

Your lover will soon be on site

With beauty and might 

Weak not, fret not, tire not in prayer 

For the groom must be a player 

Who studies the art of romance

From the book of Romans.