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?DON'T KNOW HOW, ASK EDDIE HOWE



The English Premiere League has best players, pitches and coaches. 
Some are talented like Arteta, 
Others are relentless like Guardiola.
A few want to escape relegation but they don't know how.
In most cases, they call Eddie Howe. 

In the process of finding answers;
Here are Ten questions,
Answered by Ten Hag:

Is the English Premiere League Hot?
"The league burns a lot, like Burnley"
Which team has the best football field?
"The only field for goals this season is Sheffield" 
Do you think FFP rule is of everyone's interest?
"Of course not, see NorthernHam Forest"
Would you then suggest anything?
 "This question should be for Everton"
Can you qualify Man United for Europe since the matches left are just six?
"We're already there on the table, lose or win, we are sixth"

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